Well, friends, I survived the weekend. I don’t even know how to start. But in the spirit of the Sound of Music headline let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.
I woke up on Saturday morning at 3:20 am. Laid in bed for ten minutes, realized my phone hadn’t been charging all night so all I had was my spare battery, and then got up, showered, put on my bike clothes and headed off into the dark and drizzle to catch the 4:50am train into the city. When I got to the station I realized one thing that hadn’t crossed my mind: there is no elevator at the LIRR (Long Island Rail Road) station I go to. The escalator was my only option. No big deal right? Wroooong. I rolled my bike onto the escalator expecting it to be easy peasy, not realizing that when something is heavy it’s going to be affected by gravity. As soon as my back tire was off the ground my bike started falling backwards. It took all my strength, lots of gasping, and my body holding the handlebars to keep Evelyn from falling back down to the ground level. As this is happening I hear my train rumbling in arrival. I started shouting to the ONE other person on the platform to hold the train for me, because if I missed this train the day was screwed. I made it to the top FINALLY, boarded train and I was off! Today was going to be great!!
Once I got into Penn Station (with 1.5 batteries for the next two days) the next issue was getting to the subway. So this is my setup:
Apparently I looked like a homeless person because suddenly two homeless bag women approached me and asked me if I was new and where was I from. I explained that I was just biking and waterproofed my sleeping bag with the garbage bag. They were really friendly and told me where I could find an elevator that would making getting to the subway platform much easier. One of them walked with me and chit chatted the whole way. I got on the elevator, then on the subway up to 177th street.
Once I got to 175th street (which is apparently the 177th street stop, I didn’t know and a nice woman told me thank god. I get out and into the subway to discover: THE ELEVATOR IS CLOSED FOR REPAIRS. I rolled my bike to the stairs and stared up them in horror. How the hell was I going to get my bike up the steps?!? Finally a nice guy showed up, put his coffee down and together we dragged Evelyn up the stairs. Once at the top he went on his way and I went on mine….to the next two flights of stairs. There was no one to help me with these so slowly, step by step, I lifted Evelyn’s enormous ass up the stairs. I have never been so happy to stand in the New York City rain as I was at the top of those stairs. Biked a block west to the George Washington Bridge Bike Route 9 entrance. It was so steep I had to walk the ramp up to the actual bridge itself. As I’m doing this people running are passing me and racing on into the misty morning. Finally, I was on the bridge! YAY! My day was going to be great! Crossed the bridge and began what was to be a very long and exhaustively interesting day.
Within twenty minutes I knew I was in trouble. Let me remind you, I live on Long Island. We have no real hills on the island, much less mountainous hills. As road biker after road biker zipped past me with their serious important faces I started wondering if I was going to survive the day (not for the last time either). Finally, just as I had began a very huffy puffy version of ”If I Could Be Her” by ZZ Ward I hear a voice behind me as how long I’ve been on the road. I gave him a quick run down of what I was up to. He biked with me for about ten minutes, telling me about when he would bike tour in his younger days (the guy was like in his 60’s). Eventually he wished me lucked and was on his way. I must say, friendly readers, if it wasn’t for that one encouraging guy I might not have kept going.
About ten miles down the road I came to a three way stop where I could go left or right. The sign in front of me said Bike Route 9 was to the right. All the zippy bikers were going to the left. Hmmm…. I pulled out my map which didn’t help much. Eventually I decided to just stick to the route in case I lost my way. I turned right…right down a hill, which obviously led to having to turn left again. I was looking up THE biggest hill I had ever seen. Now, this was a residential neighborhood so as I began my little roll up the hill there’s a couple standing outside their house having a truly romantic moment and someone is taking a photo (I REALLY wish it was a video as this would have been great). So there they are having their moment and there I go in the background literally moaning and gasping and making, I’m sure, a very attractive facial expression. As soon as I had passed them far enough away for them to not see me, I hopped off my bike and proceeded to moan and gasp WALKING my bike up the hill. At the top I turned right and watched the bikers again. APPARENTLY they all knew about the hill and that if they turned left they would avoid the hill altogether. I knew I should have followed them.
Once I got back on track I found myself going through an ADORABLE little town called Piermont. It was RIGHT along the Hudson and every single house was enormous and adorable. Some of them were run down and creepy and gorgeous and others were perfectly painted and chic. The view of the water was incredible! At this point I saw my tent was getting uncomfortable so I stopped to adjust it. While doing that my handlebars tipped over and in my attempt to keep the entire bike from falling, I twisted the whole entire handlebar around. It took the sound of my brake cable ripping for me to even realize that something was wrong. Part of the brake metal was twisted and all the cables were weird and….. crap. I can, again, either go home, get it fixed somewhere, or go on using only my rear brake. I then realized that the Piermont Bicycle Connection was RIGHT THERE. So, they fixed it for me, better than before! Annnnnd I was off!
Eventually I got to another hill that I also had to walk up, this one seemed never ending. At the top, except it WASN’T THE TOP, I found a gas station. Spoke with a man who then gave me the best news ever: THERE WAS A BIGGER HILL IMMEDIATELY TO FOLLOW! Great. I walked my ass halfway up that mountain and then pulled over and collapsed in the grass of the Knights of Columbus of South Nyack. I was only like 10-15 miles away from my goal. Called my friend Tom who then says ”Where are you?” “UM…Collapsed on the side of the road” At this point it’s noon exactly. Tom said I have three choices: (Ok, lies, he said I have two choices but I totally added in this third choice. I’ll let you choose which one it was): I can either walk my bike up the hill at 3 miles an hour and arrive shortly before dark OR I can bike and arrive sooner, OR I can turn around and fly the fuck down those hills back to the safety of my sweet, sweet, flat Long Island. Eventually I sat up, (mostly because so many passing bikers were asking if I was okay), decided the mountain could suck it, and got on my bike. I made it 10 yards before I had to stop again but I told myself I would recover and then go another 10 yards. I did this ALL THE WAY TO TOP!!! I got to a little coffee shop in the town of Haverstraw, NY and sat for an hour because I knew I only had 7 miles left to go. A few more miles down the road and I passed the sign announcing I had arrived at Tompkins Cove!! The town I had been ”google map directions…ing…” to all week! I stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and an old, crickety old man, who works there, approaches me. He asked me where I’m from, when I started, where I’m headed…etc. When I told him my goal is Bear Mountain he starts in on how there’s no camping there and the campground is closed. He’s very intense about it and staring at me like I’m planning to blow up the mountain secretly. Eventually I went on my way but he definitely had gotten into my head. As I approach a sign announcing the bridge to Bear Mountain I’m feeling really nervous and paranoid about the camping. I pass a little tiny church and house and decide to throw caution to the wind. I dismount and approach the house, which is when I met Charlie, the golden retriever. He’s barking and growling and I can’t really tell how long of a chain he’s on but I give him plenty of distance while I hoot ”helllloooooo?” as friendlily (I know it’s not a word) and unthreateningly as possible. When a women finally opens the door I explain to her my situation and ask if I can camp on the church property. Not only did she tell me that it was fine, she also said she would leave the door to the bathroom open for me to use (which was great because that issue hadn’t even crossed my mind).
It was about 3pm at that point so I decided to set up my tent and go from there. I got my tent all set up, bed made, bags in my tent, and crawled in to freshen up and change my clothes. After this I head back to Charlie, who by the way, once I knew his name was my new best friend.
After this I went back to my tent to read a little and ended up falling asleep. Woke up a few hours later, ate my dinner of a Clif bar and some corn (useless healthwise but tasty nevertheless). I went outside to plug in my phone and noticed that moon was HUGE and full!! It was the perfect end of the day! I went to sleep and slept cozy cozy coooozzzyy until my alarm went off the next morning. …And then another 2 hours.
It took me an hour to break camp, and I took off at 9:30 am resigning myself to the fact that there was a pretty probably chance that the end of my ride was going to be in the dark. I zoomed past the old man at the gas station, who didn’t see me, thank god. Before I knew it I was at the coffee shop and it was only 10:30 am. I stopped for a very quick hot coffee, which I enjoyed in the rain. Oh, I didn’t mention that it was POURING RAIN? Yes, well it was.
I quickly headed off into the rain, which wasn’t really bothering me as I had come prepared for cold, wet weather anyway. What REALLY killed me that day was that I was sore from the previous day and still had to do the same mountains. I thought I would never make it up. Several times I found myself begging my Grandma for help getting up ”this fucking mountain”, telling myself ”If I get to the top I get to roll to the bottom” “You will not die on this mountain” and my favorite “This is crazy, this is so crazy”.
One in particular was never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER ending. When I finally made it to the top and started to fly down, I literally was crying with relief and not just the wind blowing. It was such a sense of joy and relief that it made the torturous journey up more than worth the pain. Once again, I passed through the town of Piermont and continued up another mountain. This was a great part, although it was also quite painful. Every time I was stopped and another biker would pass me from behind the would have encouraging words for me. “You’re almost there!” “Doing great!” “YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN DOOOO IT!!” My favorite was one guy who was with a group of guys who were clearly not stopping for him, so as I’m standing there panting for air, he’s biking slowly by, panting for air too, and goes ”Yeah. I don’t like it either!” I didn’t even have air to say anything, just laughed/moaned in reply. The best sign I’d seen all day was the George Washington Bridge: 15 miles sign. I eventually got to that point where I’d initially gone the wrong/right way on the three way stop and this time I followed the bikers (like a pro whut whuuuut). As I headed down that last 7 mile road towards the bridge the rain kicked up and eventually I had to put my glasses in my pocket. I could barely see, and my brakes were so screechy it sounded like my dad’s car. And then I was there! George Washington Bridge!!! Yaaaay!
It was super misty AND only 3pm! I had made the ride in less than 6 hours!
Once I got across the bridge the next best thing I had seen: the elevator down to the A train was WORKING AGAIN!! In I went, quickly got the subway back to Penn Station just in time to get a 4pm train home and the next thing I knew I was back in Massapequa. While adjusting my bike on the train I managed to strain my wrist, which initially I didn’t think was going to be an issue but today I am in a lot of pain. Now, children, who remembers the very first issue of the weekend? If any of you said that the train station doesn’t have an elevator you win a high five from me if you ever meet me. I rolled to the edge of the stairs and looked down them. I tried to pick up my bike and my wrist screamed in protest. I unloaded EVERYTHING off my bike and took it down the stairs, returning for my bike, which was then not hard to carry down. Reloaded up and bike home where I immediately put away my bike and hopped into a warm bathtub.
I had done it. I hadn’t given up. I made it up my first mountain(s) and didn’t die. This is good thing.